i don’t use this blog anymore at all so don’t follow me here! go to please

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People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

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Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… starting now.

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ColdplaySpeed of Sound (2005)

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Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

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talk | live @ the grammys 2006

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canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population

brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real

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#modern family #!!! 

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Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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This is hands down the best parody twitter ever